Hello. I'm Aimée, I'm clumsy, and quite the romantic. British. Old York. Please be happy. I'm Laura's second favourite thing. (laurarexie) My theme? Link in the dooblidoo.
Oh dearie me.

enchanted-dystopia:

seriouslyamerica:

If you don’t think Jessica Williams is the best part of The Daily Show, you’re wrong.

baeeeeee

morgrana:

when you see someone’s handwriting for the first time and you’re just like yes. that is so you. that is so your handwriting. it has your personality all over it i love it.

Jul 22nd at 9PM / via: lanius / op: morgrana / reblog / 759 notes

thatfunnyblog:

Why aren’t we talking about Dylan sprouse have you SEEN his tweets?


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GUYS SERIOUSLY 
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G U Y S
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Jul 22nd at 9PM / via: thatfunnyblog / op: clashing-oceans / reblog / 112,374 notes

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Jul 22nd at 9PM / via: newgirlthings / op: markjakesjohnson / reblog / 1,023 notes

Anna Karina in Une Femme Est Une Femme (1961)

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Jul 22nd at 9PM / via: lanius / op: orchidetelm / reblog / 33,474 notes
unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

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unamusedsloth:

"CAN’T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

Jul 21st at 12PM / via: j-o-l-l-y-r-o-d-g-e-r / op: unamusedsloth / reblog / 33,634 notes

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

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only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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Jul 21st at 12PM / via: rainbowfruitpastilles / op: leafwhirlwind / reblog / 224,972 notes

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

Jul 21st at 12PM / via: rainbowfruitpastilles / op: orcasoup / reblog / 106,162 notes

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

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Jul 21st at 12PM / via: rainbowfruitpastilles / op: plantaplanta / reblog / 169,276 notes
Anonymous: How do you manage to have fun (sexually) with your girl while she is on her period?

yahoneydip:

daddysmissprettykitty:

sadisticgames:

First, I have no qualms about fucking My girl when she is on her period. 

I don’t because she prefers not to, for multiple reasons, primarily, you wouldn’t be all that interested in sex if you had the equivalent of a stomach ache from hell.

So what I tend to do, is man the fuck up, leave My dick in My pants, and I take care of My girl.

I make sure We have pain meds handy, as well as a good selection of movies, chocolate, and ice cream.

Then I cuddle the shit out of her for as long as she wants and go the fuck away when she wants to be left alone and come back and cuddle the shit out of her again when she wants Me back.

I don’t worry about how to have fun sexually. I worry instead about how to best take care of My partner.

Best answer ever 🙌

He the real MVP

Jul 16th at 7PM / via: traumatrae / op: sadisticgames / reblog / 32,878 notes