"Keep your hands off my lobby boy!"
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
they both look a little nervous about what the other one might write
then just the biggest smiles when they are reassured yet again how much they just love each other
B.J. Novak reads his book “The Book with No Pictures” to a room full of kids and they lose it.
This is adorable
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.” Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via stayy0ungandwild)
Get home from Paris.
The housekeeper comes into my room AT MIDNIGHT to tell me I haven’t done my chore for this upcoming week
Fuck off, when we arrived in this house you’ve lived in all year there were eggs on the side that went out of date three years ago. And you went into my room while I was out and turned my heating off.
24 hour slouchin
that is our building
and we sell paper
im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID
Never trust people with graph paper, they are always plotting something
… Are you proud of what you just did?
fun halloween costume idea: dress up as the U2 album and show up at parties everywhere, uninvited and unwanted
Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.
I’ve gotten more angry asks about this post than I have actual reblogs.
I literally put my coffee down, stared at the screen and said “Holy shit…”
this is still my favorite post ever
The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”
There’s nothing I don’t love about this.
Don’t forget where the fuck that dance came from
Don’t you ever fucking forget that it was strippers who made this possible
And don’t ever take strippers for granted
You need to take strippers seriously as much as they do
The way they move their bodies for money helped you hone the muscles you’re threatening fuckboys with
Strippers were strong before you hopped on a pole and lorded your self righteousness over not doing it for money or taking your clothes off
And they made bank while they did it
its really important for men to stand up to other men who say terrible and sexist shit
because sexist men dont listen to what women have to say
literally the most important thing men can do if they want to call themselves feminist allies